Sooo I’m a bit late on this, but after my vacay I’m catching up on Season finales.
Here are my immediate reactions. If you do not watch the shows below, please kindly ignore…or read on and become thoroughly confused.
Grey’s Anatomy. Seriously?!!? You kill Lexipedia?! I am so sad. And I am also hoping you don’t bring her back like you brought Izzy’s man back in season 5 because that was really strange and hard to follow. Is Grey’s even coming back next season? Did McSteamy die too?? You people have strung me along for eight fucking years and you start killing off my people..and then leave off on the Series’s hugest cliffhanger, possibly the biggest cliffhanger in the history of the network. Is Arizona going to be okay?! What’s the deal with the plane pilot. He looks like he’s someone semi-famous, will he be a new character next year? Do the rest of the people at Seattle Grace know the flight crashed? I feel so bad for Christina practically having a mental breakdown and Mere trying to keep everything together when she might loose both her sister AND her husband. What a cruel cruel show.
American Idol. Eh this was a TAD predictable. After 40, yes, forty episodes, Phillip Phillips rises to the top. I definitely predicted this during his audition episode. No joke. I think we all knew it was coming, and I bet he won in a landslide of at least 120 million votes. Jessica Sanchez didn’t stand a chance. Love his new song “Home.”
Gossip Girl. Pretty sure this shit was cancelled finally. I started watching quite a few years ago and it’s just not relevant to what’s going on in my life anymore. But like a train wreck, I gotta watch. The ever-going Blair/Chuckles love triangle is still raging. She finally tells him she wants to be with him forever and always, and surprise surprise he’s already moved on. Ok, not so surprised. This saga has played and replayed the same storyline and love matches….I’m sort of over it. Though I feel like there are some loose ends remaining, I’m okay it’s over with.
Ringer. Uh….cancelled before the season was over? Sarah Michelle Gellar has been out of the scene for like ten years following her Buffy the Vamp Slayer tenure. Now the first show she does…which had a pretty juicy and ever-changing/surprising storyline is now cancelled? I hope they bring it back.
America’s Next Top Model. ANTM as we call it. I actually agree with the winner for once in ten years. This season Tyra changed it up and brought in some Brits which made it U.S. versus Brit Top Model. Pretty interesting and funny to see them clash and argue about dumb shit. The winner was a Brit and she is very relatable and cute but still can hold her own. …with pink hair! Tyra is still crazy as a shitbird though.
The Bachelorette. This just started a couple weeks ago. yawn… Eh? It’s ooooookay I guess. When I have two hours to spare while dusting the house and cleaning dishes to throw it on in the background. Emily Maynard is pretty damn boring. And the guys are ever-predictable. There’s the jock, the cock, the weirdo. Actually come to think of it, the show is a bit like Breakfast Club. But Ems Ems….you are soooo very dry. LIke, I know you are super cutesy, have a nice body, a sweet little girl, and a charming story and background, but spice it up a little girl! Speak your mind and it’s okay to be a bioch sometimes… I keep watching….but I’m not holding my breath for anything juicy.
Shows I will most definitely be tuning into this summer:
1. True Blood Seas 5, starts this Sunday and I might just piss my pants!!
2. Army Wives Seas 6 has been ongoing, but I just realized it started back in March and I am about to catch up. Not one of my absolute favorites but I like to tune in. There are a lot of things that are not-so-accurate that they portray about military life, but I guess it makes good TV eh?
3. Dance Moms. Oh boy, bring onnnn the drama! Abby Lee Miller is a basket case and I love watching how pissed the dance moms get every single year….and yet they still come back to her studio. I feel bad for the little girls though, they always seem super stressed out and beat to a pulp after five hours of dancing every single day. Plus school. I’m sure something dramatic will happen and Abby will be sassy as ever!
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