Just some words

27 04 2012

Don’t be a drag, just be a queen.

My life has a superb cast but I can’t figure out the plot.

Follow your heart but take your brain with you.

I don’t care what you think about me. I don’t think about you at all.

Forget what hurt you in the past but never forget what it taught you.

The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.

If your dreams don’t scare you they’re not big enough.

If you want to know where your heart is, look to where your mind goes when it wanders.





Doooooo your lobes hang low?

26 04 2012

So, what’s the deal with the saggy ear lobe fad?

Can someone explain when this became attractive?

It’s strange and it causes people like me to stare at you.

It can’t be comfortable. And I’m sure it gets in the way when you turn your head. And when you run. And when you are angrily shaking your head “no.” And when you sleep the wrong way on that long holy thing.





W to the P

25 04 2012

What’s up wordpress world!!

I’ve been gone for over a month and the post style has already changed. You like to keep it fresh WP. Keepin me on my toesies.

I haven’t actually been “gone,” I’ve just been otherwise invested…

School, touristing, work, gym. How do people do it with families and kids I ask.

Oh! And I’ve been knitting up a storm!! If you are a knitter. Or even if you are not a knitter, youtube how to knit a dishcloth. They are super easy and very fast. You can get two or more done in a day, depending how speedy you are. Just be sure to get the 100% cotton type. The yarn I get is “Peaches and Cream” brand. They work wonderfully for dishcloths and rags and for cleaning your car or whatnot. Kind of like a microfiber towel but way cuter.

I’m totally addicted to “16 and Pregnant” by the way. It’s so sad but it’s a train wreck I can’t stop watching….these girls…at the end of every single episode, they say “If I could go back, I would not get pregnant in the first place, and I want my childhood back.” How does no one learn from this. Well, maybe some girls do, but not the ones that are on this show time and time again. And I feel like they always find the most down and out ones. Small town, Dad’s out of the picture, Mom works at a truck stop, boyfriend is in and out of the picture. I guess that’s what makes for good TV, eh? Even with the same exact formula, it still hooks me. I’m pretty sure it’s scripted….some of the shit these girls say.

Does anyone else get sick every time they make puppy chow? It’s so GD addictive!! I swear powdered sugar is laced with crack cocain.