WTF Weds: Ed 026 Season Finale Wackness

6 06 2012

Sooo I’m a bit late on this, but after my vacay I’m catching up on Season finales.

Here are my immediate reactions. If you do not watch the shows below, please kindly ignore…or read on and become thoroughly confused.

Grey’s Anatomy. Seriously?!!? You kill Lexipedia?! I am so sad. And I am also hoping you don’t bring her back like you brought Izzy’s man back in season 5 because that was really strange and hard to follow. Is Grey’s even coming back next season? Did McSteamy die too?? You people have strung me along for eight fucking years and you start killing off my people..and then leave off on the Series’s hugest cliffhanger, possibly the biggest cliffhanger in the history of the network. Is Arizona going to be okay?! What’s the deal with the plane pilot. He looks like he’s someone semi-famous, will he be a new character next year? Do the rest of the people at Seattle Grace know the flight crashed? I feel so bad for Christina practically having a mental breakdown and Mere trying to keep everything together when she might loose both her sister AND her husband. What a cruel cruel show.

American Idol. Eh this was a TAD predictable. After 40, yes, forty episodes, Phillip Phillips rises to the top. I definitely predicted this during his audition episode. No joke. I think we all knew it was coming, and I bet he won in a landslide of at least 120 million votes. Jessica Sanchez didn’t stand a chance. Love his new song “Home.”

Gossip Girl. Pretty sure this shit was cancelled finally. I started watching quite a few years ago and it’s just not relevant to what’s going on in my life anymore. But like a train wreck, I gotta watch. The ever-going Blair/Chuckles love triangle is still raging. She finally tells him she wants to be with him forever and always, and surprise surprise he’s already moved on. Ok, not so surprised. This saga has played and replayed the same storyline and love matches….I’m sort of over it. Though I feel like there are some loose ends remaining, I’m okay it’s over with.

Ringer. Uh….cancelled before the season was over? Sarah Michelle Gellar has been out of the scene for like ten years following her Buffy the Vamp Slayer tenure. Now the first show she does…which had a pretty juicy and ever-changing/surprising storyline is now cancelled? I hope they bring it back.

America’s Next Top Model. ANTM as we call it. I actually agree with the winner for once in ten years. This season Tyra changed it up and brought in some Brits which made it U.S. versus Brit Top Model. Pretty interesting and funny to see them clash and argue about dumb shit. The winner was a Brit and she is very relatable and cute but still can hold her own. …with pink hair! Tyra is still crazy as a shitbird though.

The Bachelorette. This just started a couple weeks ago. yawn… Eh? It’s ooooookay I guess. When I have two hours to spare while dusting the house and cleaning dishes to throw it on in the background. Emily Maynard is pretty damn boring. And the guys are ever-predictable. There’s the jock, the cock, the weirdo. Actually come to think of it, the show is a bit like Breakfast Club. But Ems Ems….you are soooo very dry. LIke, I know you are super cutesy, have a nice body, a sweet little girl, and a charming story and background, but spice it up a little girl! Speak your mind and it’s okay to be a bioch sometimes… I keep watching….but I’m not holding my breath for anything juicy.

Shows I will most definitely be tuning into this summer:

1. True Blood Seas 5, starts this Sunday and I might just piss my pants!!

2. Army Wives Seas 6 has been ongoing, but I just realized it started back in March and I am about to catch up. Not one of my absolute favorites but I like to tune in. There are a lot of things that are not-so-accurate that they portray about military life, but I guess it makes good TV eh?

3. Dance Moms. Oh boy, bring onnnn the drama! Abby Lee Miller is a basket case and I love watching how pissed the dance moms get every single year….and yet they still come back to her studio. I feel bad for the little girls though, they always seem super stressed out and beat to a pulp after five hours of dancing every single day. Plus school. I’m sure something dramatic will happen and Abby will be sassy as ever!

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Nahleans

13 05 2012

Shortly I will be packing up for another move. This time on board a ship.

After a short stint in New Orleans I’ll be living on my ship for a while. I’m pretty excited to explore a new city, but it’s gonna be hot hot hotttt down there. Louisiana over the summer? Sure, why not?

I wonder what Groupons are goin on down there. =)

Onto another subject…I am not a reader…so I’ve been downloading Hunger Games books and Game of Thrones books. The Hunger Games movie was pretty good but I’ve heard that the books are way better, so I’m going to check them out. Since I can’t make time for actual reading, I’m going to listen to them instead. Same thing right? =)

Holy crap is anyone watching Vampire Diaries?? So apparently Alaina is a vampire now? I think I just saw the season finale…and now I have to wait almost a YEAR for another season?!? Ugh, so painful.





I’m Pregnant

27 12 2011

Ok, not me.

🙂

Not yet anyway… at 27 I’m not quite ready… However, in some places of the world people are having kids that are over ten years younger than me. When I hear that someone’s date of birth was in the 90s I think they must be very young…but I guess they’re just 6 years behind me. But still.

I’ve been watching old episodes of “16 & Pregnant” on MTV.

Does anyone watch (or did you watch it when it was on)? It’s incredibly depressing, and after watching about ten episodes, I’m re-convinced that I need to wait a bit to have a baby. Kids having kids is just sad. Every single time it’s the same thing. Girl gets pregnant by a boy her parent’s don’t really approve of. Girl love said boy. Boy says he will love and take care of girl and child. It’s totally convincing (read: not convincing at all). Girl has baby in a 22 hour extravaganza of pain, sweat, tears, and blood. Girl, boy, and baby go home. Boy is an asshole and forgets girl exists and never takes care of baby. Girl is heartbroken, drops out of high school and leaves boy.. Boy remains piece of crap. Parents say “I told you so.”

Hmf. You think after episode one these people would learn from other’s mistakes. Nope, there’s episode after episode. And this is probably only highlighting a few select states and probably .02% of unwed 16 yr old teens who are pregnant. Folks, I’ve been on a 10 episode emotional roller coaster. It is riveting yet insanely repetitive and depressing. I don’t know who could watch more than one season of it.

However, Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2 are prrrretty good shows. It catches up on what these kids have been doing, and let me tell you, d-r-a-m-a packed. Like, overflowing bucket of drama. It’s juicy my friends. It’s like that terrible thing happening where you cover your eyes, but then keep watching. But somehow you grow with these people and you care about the outcome of their lives and you want to see it all unfold and watch their babies grow up, and you start rooting for them in the end because slowly but surely they are figuring it all out. I think we’ve all been down-and-out at some point in our lives so we can relate to some part of their stories.

It’s also somewhat embarrassing to admit that I watch these shows I mean, I TIVO these shows….but I guess I watch all sorts of ridiculous things on TV…so judge away. P.S. Jersey Shore starts back up in January.

Merp!





Secret Diary

9 11 2011

Does anyone watch “Secret Diary of a Call Girl”??

Well, I got addicted to Ms. Belle from SDCG during my hiatus in Bahrain. And I loved it. It’s on Showtime, because as you can imagine, it gets quite graphic. As the title hints, it’s about a call girl in London who writes a book about whoring and the ins and outs of the business. I think it actually started out as a blog, and then was published to book form, and now it’s a tv show.

Thus, I introduced Belle to Kitty. And, we became obsessed with the show. We watched Season 1 last weekend. Season 2 this weekend, and then she discovered after some research that there was a 3rd and 4th season. So, of course we had to get our hands on it. I had assumed there were only two seasons, so you can imagine my excitement upon gaining knowledge of said 3rd and 4th season. But I guess they took a short break after the 2nd season so the main character could have a baby.

SO, we got through the 3rd season yesterday, and I feel like they’re getting better and better as they get through the episodes. The character development is on point, and the storylines are crazy. BUT, Kitty found out that there will be no more seasons.

Unfortunate.

Apparently the ratings/viewers have been going down ever since the first season. As in continuous decline of watchers. I don’t know why…cause it’s a great show.

If you are a female, I suggest you check it out. Oh, and I don’t think your husband/boyfriend will mind being in the room….there are some scenes that I guarantee will captivate his attention.





Pretty Awesome Painting

27 09 2011





Billboard awesomeness

20 09 2011





Would ya look at that

19 09 2011

I don’t know what’s better. His sweet shoes, toupee, ’80s polo, or this poor poor man selling a car.