Are dogs more important than library books?

29 11 2010

Disclaimer: The following is some random shit. Prepare your mind and soul.

Iiiiiiiit’s like a TANK TOP! YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS. ALL OF IT. I choked on spaghettios from laughing.

In Hawaii (and presumably other states) they had these locator chips that they put into your pets so if they go astray you can locate them. Why don’t they do this with library books? I know it seems silly, but I’ve definitely lifted from the library before. Well, checked a book out with intentions to never return it.. Okay, well maybe I just forgot to return it. W/e the case may be, I’m sure they’ve misplaced tons of books and media thorough the years. Think of the NY Public Library and how many people frequent that joint. It seems like the library system of the world is a little pre-historic, well at least pre-mezezoic (sp??).  On base they still use those little cards with a pocket in the back where they punch the date on it. I mean, it’s quaint and all, but I think we can all jump into the current century and get synced up with a computer program. Even though the new Windows is SHIT since they moved all the buttons around. Off topic. Understood. However comma, libraries need to catch up with technology. What chew gonna dew bout it LIB??

There’s nothing like thirsties floating around the base when a ship pulls in. Understand they’ve been to sea for upwards of 90 days but this does not give them the right to go whoring around base. THey wonder what gives military chicks a bad name. One of the guys in our shop who happens to live on base was propositioned for his barracks room. And how generous of this jigs and his thirsty, he offered a complete stranger $40 for TWENTY mins for the use of his room/bed. Are you kidding me? Fucking gross. “Yes, sure, please do your girl on my bedsheets so I can roll around in them for the next week before housekeeping comes. Oh, and if you can leave that torn up condom on the floor or next to my pillow that’d be great too.” WOOF.

The song, “Like a G6” isn’t about a car….made by GM….it’s about a supersonic plane or some shit.. lol all this time… who’da thunk

Illegally downloading the new One Republic album. Review to come. But I’m assuming there’s at least 4 deece tracks. I’ll give em four.

When people say try to use “wicked” in a real-life setting, it pisses me off and they should probably be punched in the face… in what sort of situation could you honestly justify the use of that word..unless you’re talking about witches or something. When I think about the type of individual that would say “Man, did you catch the slopes this weekend. They were hella wiiiicked”. <——- total skeeve. I digress.

Turns out there’s a totally legit music store here. Bahrain, I have seriously underestimated your fruits.

MY FEET ARE FUCKING FREEZING. P.S. it’s 70 degrees in Bahrain today, apparently Hell does freeze over.