Doo doo that voo doo that you doo

24 11 2010

So, my “neighbors” are blasting some Indian voodoo music.  I really wouldn’t be surprised if they were sacrificing someone’s puppy over there. Who knows what they do behind closed doors, but I wish they’d keep that fricken music behind those doors. I’m not really sure if they’re permanent residents, but I hope they aren’t. There’s always Saudis and Kuwaitis in and outa here on the weekends.

Please tell me you have seen “On the Road with Austin and Santino”!?!? It’s on after Proj Runway on Lifetime. OMG it’s farking hilarious. If I ever got to choose my own gays, these two would be IT. They are drop-outs from Project Runway, I don’t think either of them won.. but anyhow, they are road tripping across the US to destinations where they make dresses for chicks in different towns. This particular one they are making a wedding dress for a officer of the law. She’s renewing her vows, after five years of marriage. The town is some old country town, and the guys are staying at an old plantation house, and in the morning, Austin is out in the field filming some random cows with his flipcam. And he wants to go past the fence, but touches it first to see if it’s electric. He touches it once, nothing..touches it again…nothing..touches it for a third time for a bit longer, and BZZZZZZZ. yup. it’s electric.  = ) Oh, and he’e in a silk robe with his thigh sticking out too. Anyway, check out the show, they are hilarious and you never know what’s going to come out of their mouths.

I’m craving some Kraft Mac n Cheese. No milk in the house. Drats. Smirnoff it is.

“Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet.” – Dough Smith




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